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[–] 2ugly2live@lemmy.world 52 points 2 days ago (2 children)

All dicks are good dicks, just like all boobs are good boobs. Don't let your dreams be dreams.

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] altasshet@lemmy.ca 20 points 2 days ago

That one's tricky

[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

As a pansexual man, I'd like to second this. All genitals are good genitals.

[–] EldenLord@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

But do you prefer non-stick or cast iron pans?

[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 day ago

I've been desperately wanting to switch away from non-stick to cast iron or carbon steel.