Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 5 days ago by ZDL@ttrpg.network to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] countrypunk@slrpnk.net 33 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Crocs are usually more pointy looking and angular than gators. Crocs are also much more dangerous.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 36 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I assure you, alligators are PLENTY dangerous. Although their testicles ARE notoriously ticklish. Go ahead. Try it.

[–] LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 14 points 5 days ago

“Hahahahaha stop hahahaha STOP hahahAHHHHHH” rips your head off

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

Nah, they're just big scaly alley cats.

I kayaked in a swamp full of alligators for a week. I would not do the same in a swamp full of crocodiles.