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[–] HellsBelle@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 44 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Im a male, with a job, and had 0 accidents. Am I doing something wrong?

[–] GrosPapatouf@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You're juste using proper numeric hygiene by locking your phone when you masturbate during lunch breaks. Like everyone ought to.

[–] HeliumFalcon@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago

Or don't use your 'O'-face for your face unlock.

[–] Hikermick@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Women do it to they just charge men money for it

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 16 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Why is everyone doing sex stuff over zoom of all places

[–] Smoogs@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago (2 children)

They aren’t..the Canadian was changing from joggers to his work clothes and left a camera on so I’m not even sure why that got collected into masturbating. Unless people here are so unfamiliar with the naked body they don’t know these are separate things.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

Why bring facts into sexist generalizations?

[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

This is my worst nightmare, this is why I have ordered a 3d printed camera cover for my webcam, easy to double check that it's covered