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[–] NeedyPlatter@lemmy.ca 131 points 18 hours ago (5 children)

Someone's gotta explain to me how Elon manages to look completely different in almost every pic I see of him on the Internet.

[–] x4740N@lemm.ee 7 points 9 hours ago

It's possible he has bas posture or just thinks over extending his torso and thrusting his rib cage out makes him look good because that's what it looks like to me

He's still a fat fucking idiot though

[–] SpicyLizards@reddthat.com 21 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Maybe a corset when on stage?

[–] SpicyLizards@reddthat.com 16 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Hope it's not counted as gender affirming care like, say, hair transplants.

[–] Chee_Koala@lemmy.world 6 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

Baldness is something males experience so much more then females that it's considered sexist to point it out to a male. But having hair seems to be a lot more universal. Would categorize that more under human affirming care 🤣 which you know, he would still need because he is a lizard.

[–] LemmyTryThisAgain@lemmy.world 53 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Maybe he is wearing a body suit? Or he is the shape shifting lizard person Q tried to warn everyone about? /s

[–] abcdqfr@lemmy.world 20 points 18 hours ago

But this tracks with the hideous beach picture, are they both AI? Tub of shit man can be shaped like a tub of shit for all I care, but his adds weight to one side or the other regardless.

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 4 points 16 hours ago

Just shedding his old skin.

[–] SatanClaus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Possible that he has body doubles. Really though cameras are just fucking weird

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 hours ago

Yeah he’s rarely filmed from the side with normal lighting when he’s presenting on stage. He’s also wearing coats in press conferences to hide his body, just like his pet president does.

Doesnt look like a bulletproof vest either. Surprised he goes out without one.