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There are a surprising number of people who have indicated that they would use their baguette summoning powers to carry out assassinations. Here's me thinking "damn I could honestly help out in countries that are struggling, with this power" like the simpleton I am.
With the right (or maybe that should be "wrong") people out of the way*, many more people will be fed than would otherwise not be. Short term goals versus long term goals.
Also, stale baguettes, while technically food, are not the most nutritious of foods. Employing the baguettes in other ways may result in better nutrition.
* I should make plain** that "out of the way" does not necessarily mean the most extreme measure. It can, but it doesn't have to.
** Somewhat like a stale baguette.
Jesus's had bread and fish powers
AND LOOK WHAT HAPPENED
Oh I was fully thinking about murder too, to be honest.