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[–] HelixDab2@lemm.ee 53 points 3 days ago (7 children)

A Marxist is stuck in a room with a liberal, a fascist, and an anarchist. The Marxist has one gun and two bullets. What does the Marxist do? Shoot the liberal and the anarchist.

(Based off actual historical events.)

[–] Objection@lemmy.ml 18 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (4 children)

The Soviet Union did more to stop the fascists than anyone else, and 27 million people in the Soviet Union were killed in the fight.

[–] zloubida@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Yeah, but that's after they made an alliance with Nazi Germany. An alliance Germany broke, not the USSR.

[–] diplodocus@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

The Telegraph, 2008: Stalin 'planned to send a million troops to stop Hitler if Britain and France agreed pact' | Stalin was 'prepared to move more than a million Soviet troops to the German border to deter Hitler's aggression just before the Second World War'

Papers which were kept secret for almost 70 years show that the Soviet Union proposed sending a powerful military force in an effort to entice Britain and France into an anti-Nazi alliance.

Such an agreement could have changed the course of 20th century history, preventing Hitler's pact with Stalin which gave him free rein to go to war with Germany's other neighbours.

The offer of a military force to help contain Hitler was made by a senior Soviet military delegation at a Kremlin meeting with senior British and French officers, two weeks before war broke out in 1939.

The new documents, copies of which have been seen by The Sunday Telegraph, show the vast numbers of infantry, artillery and airborne forces which Stalin's generals said could be dispatched, if Polish objections to the Red Army crossing its territory could first be overcome.

But the British and French side - briefed by their governments to talk, but not authorised to commit to binding deals - did not respond to the Soviet offer, made on August 15, 1939. Instead, Stalin turned to Germany, signing the notorious non-aggression treaty with Hitler barely a week later.

The Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact, named after the foreign secretaries of the two countries, came on August 23 - just a week before Nazi Germany attacked Poland, thereby sparking the outbreak of the war. But it would never have happened if Stalin's offer of a western alliance had been accepted, according to retired Russian foreign intelligence service Major General Lev Sotskov, who sorted the 700 pages of declassified documents.

"This was the final chance to slay the wolf, even after [British Conservative prime minister Neville] Chamberlain and the French had given up Czechoslovakia to German aggression the previous year in the Munich Agreement," said Gen Sotskov, 75.

The Soviet offer - made by war minister Marshall Klementi Voroshilov and Red Army chief of general staff Boris Shaposhnikov - would have put up to 120 infantry divisions (each with some 19,000 troops), 16 cavalry divisions, 5,000 heavy artillery pieces, 9,500 tanks and up to 5,500 fighter aircraft and bombers on Germany's borders in the event of war in the west, declassified minutes of the meeting show.

But Admiral Sir Reginald Drax, who lead the British delegation, told his Soviet counterparts that he authorised only to talk, not to make deals.

"Had the British, French and their European ally Poland, taken this offer seriously then together we could have put some 300 or more divisions into the field on two fronts against Germany - double the number Hitler had at the time," said Gen Sotskov, who joined the Soviet intelligence service in 1956. "This was a chance to save the world or at least stop the wolf in its tracks."

[–] Objection@lemmy.ml 13 points 3 days ago (2 children)

The USSR first sought an alliance with Britain and France which was rejected, so they signed a non-aggression pact with Germany. Britain and France also signed a non-aggression pact with Germany, betraying one of their allies (Czechoslovakia) in exchange.

Should we take the fact that the US and USSR fought on the same side in WWII to say that they were always close friends and ideologically aligned, completely ignoring everything else? Because if anything that would be more reasonable to assert, because it never escalated to a hot war between the two.

[–] zloubida@lemmy.world 0 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It wasn't just a pact of non-aggression. They divided Poland between themselves! France and Britain abandoned Czechoslovakia to avoid a war, USSR made an alliance with Nazi Germany to begin one.

And USSR and the US were on the same side because they were attacked by allied countries (Germany and Japan), they didn't chose one another. Stop your historical revisionism.

[–] Objection@lemmy.ml 10 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

I won't defend all of the USSR's actions, but it's absurd to suggest they were motivated by any sort of ideological alignment with the Nazis as opposed to self-interest and circumstance, in the same way that the US and USSR were motivated by a common interest rather than ideological alignment.

At basically every other moment in history, all across the globe, Marxists and fascists have been at each other's throats.

Nothing I've said is in the least bit "historical revisionism."

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

A non-aggression pact is not so much of an alliance. Nazis are the ones who broke it anyway. US armed/financed German military-industrial complex.

[–] zloubida@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (2 children)

It was not just a pact of non aggression. They attacked Poland together, and shared its territory. It was an alliance.

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago

ok. The dangerous impression that leads to hate against Russia is "Nazi Germany and USSR loved each other, and so by transitive property of disinformed dementia were the same," because they had some shady agreements. Modern conservative/western (of Ukraine) naziism revisionism is that Hitler/Germany were socialist liberals "just like USSR"

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

And the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact included (in secret) an agreement dividing Europe up into Nazi and Soviet halves preemptively.

[–] HelixDab2@lemm.ee -5 points 2 days ago

But only AFTER Hitler violated their agreement and invaded. Prior to that, the USSR had done absolutely nothing to oppose Nazis.

[–] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 3 days ago (4 children)

If anyone disagrees:

Kronstadt

Spanish Civil War

Molotov–Ribbentrop Pact

The War in Ukraine

Etc.

[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The War in Ukraine

I'm confused.

[–] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Did you forget how all the MLs were rooting for Putin and performing apologetics about how Russia had "national trauma from its interactions with the west"? (actual quote, btw.) They pointed out how there were some factions in the military that were antisemitic and ignored the openly fascist policies of the Kremlin.

[–] _cryptagion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 2 days ago

Were? They're still rooting for him. As the soviets would say, they're useful idiots.

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca -2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

JFC.. Russia needs to neutralize Ukraine for self defense from demonic NATO intentions to diminish it. Disinformation blaming Russia just allows your rulers and oligarchs corruption profits while your own countries are diminished instead. Pretending that all of your evil benefits Ukrainian people is by far the worst outcome of your hate.

[–] _cryptagion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

NATO is demonic, that's a new one. Believing in higher powers isn't very commie of you, comrade. The only power is the state. Now run along and mind your labor.

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 0 points 2 days ago

Diminishing others is neither humanist or divine, and while west hates Putin for restraining oligarchy, it's not a commie country, and you/us don't need to be a commie to denounce evil.

[–] The_Terrible_Humbaba@slrpnk.net 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

The Spanish Civil War is actually slightly inaccurate. The Communist Party were sided with the Liberal Republicans instead of the revolutionaries - like the anarchists, and other socialists - and later prosecuted those revolutionaries and accused them of being fascists while a lot of them were still in the frontlines fighting actual fascists. The Communist Party were just serving the interests of the USSR, which at that point wanted a liberal government in Spain (due to their relation to France, if I recall correctly) and not a workers' revolution.

[–] Schmoo@slrpnk.net 3 points 2 days ago

This is why campism is the biggest pitfall on the left. It's tempting to let others do your thinking for you, but this is where it leads.

[–] PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat 3 points 3 days ago
  • 1932 Germany
  • Two months ago, thanks guys, Palestine and immigration policy are saved now
[–] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz -3 points 3 days ago

Spanish Civil War

What can drag Google to learn more about tankies fucking up Catalonia?

[–] Cowbee@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Historically, the Marxists were the ones that stopped the Nazis. 80% of combat in WWII was fought on the Eastern Front. Meanwhile, the liberals in Germany had linked hands with the Nazis to exterminate the Marxists early on in the Nazi rise to power. Additionally, the Soviets were the only ones materially backing the Anarchists in Spain.

[–] Toribor@corndog.social 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Surely giving the gun to the fascist is a better decision. They'll just shoot themselves in the foot... Right?

[–] HelixDab2@lemm.ee 0 points 2 days ago

I'd personally give the gun to the anarchist.

...Which would be me holding on to it.

[–] Rookwood@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 days ago

No true Marxist

[–] alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The Marxist was the only one who gave the anarchist guns, tanks, and planes. But no, they're surely a bigger threat than the liberal and fascist.

[–] HelixDab2@lemm.ee -1 points 2 days ago

...And then executed them as soon as the Bolsheviks were seizing/had seized power.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk -1 points 2 days ago

Marxists aren't fascist they have a particular philosophy but they're not violent. There's only one violent person in that room.