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submitted 1 year ago by theFibonacciEffect@feddit.de to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

You pleabs are still on C(++)^4? Real men code in C(++)^11. Some of those dimensions are so small they don't have deterministic outcomes. You write a "Hello, World!" program and you accidentally hack Taco Bell's payroll department. Shit's crazy.

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