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[–] uis@lemm.ee 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Ehh... I hate anal-locked phones. They are turing machines. They are mathematically proven to be as capable as any other turing machines.

[–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 20 points 2 days ago (2 children)

anal-locked

new kind of biometrics?

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 days ago

Insert authentication dildo to continue.

[–] uis@lemm.ee 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Or anal-guarded. Yes. Translation of анально-огороженные.

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 4 points 2 days ago

Is this how Russians call the iPhone gay?