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GPS, music, and I disagree about the camera. I’d love a dumb phone that could do GPS music and a camera and nothing else besides text and calls.
The flashlight to.
The flashlight to where?
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And authenticators, password managers.
Ehh... I hate anal-locked phones. They are turing machines. They are mathematically proven to be as capable as any other turing machines.
new kind of biometrics?
Insert authentication dildo to continue.
Or anal-guarded. Yes. Translation of анально-огороженные.
Is this how Russians call the iPhone gay?