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[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Seconded. Also as regards the perfume kind of musk, if I wanted to fuck a civet I'd fuck a civet.

(I wouldn't because civets can't consent. So I guess there's a place for musk perfume: for frustrated civetfuckers.)

[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Let the civet fuck you, then it's consensual.

[–] Glent@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Instructions unclear, dick stuck in civet

[–] parody@lemmings.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Time to roast and brew

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 1 points 2 weeks ago

But would you fuck a Civic?