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Bidet. Get a toilet seat bidet. You have poop particles on your butt. No toilet paper is 100% efficient. The bidet will pay for itself in 6 months.
I look down my nose at all of the people with poopy butts. Buncha animals.
You misspelled "the very first time you use it." ๐
Can you recommend any particular model?
I got the Cadillac at the start of pandemic. Biobidet BB-600. It's like the nice Japanese ones. My parents have a manually operated one that lets you set your pressure and nozzle positions. Mine has buttons for all of that.
In general I don't support buying cheap shit on Amazon, but I've bought $100 bidets and I've bought $20 ones, and they all do the same thing - spray water on your butt. I had one model that had a hot water input, but my plumbing could never warm up the water in time. So cheap, cold water bidets for me.
No toilet paper at all? So with what do you pat down your wet, dripping butt? I still use toilet paper, I'm just cleaner after for having bideted first
Mine has an air dryer. It blows your hole.
My god, how much further can science go from here? I'm in awe
Zero much further. We're at peak butt cleaning until someone invents an anal wormhole.
I look forward to the further advancements on the hole