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[–] Hank@kbin.social 36 points 1 year ago (2 children)

OPs mom swallows billions of -9 months old children.

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

To be fair, your mom does the same

[–] Hank@kbin.social 13 points 1 year ago

I have no idea what my parents are up to in the bedroom but I hope they're having fun.

[–] AbsolutelyNotCats@lemdro.id 10 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] Texas_Hangover@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Lmao, she forgot to come up for air.

[–] moody@lemmings.world 4 points 1 year ago

She choked on a 2 year old

[–] AbsolutelyNotCats@lemdro.id 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No, she actually died in a car crash

[–] craftyindividual@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Damn. Hope it was quick and painless :( Mine got cancer.

[–] Hank@kbin.social -1 points 1 year ago