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[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 171 points 3 days ago (2 children)

My autistic ass would be like "Nope no clue sorry, whatever it was, they a good surgeon 👍"

[–] ahornsirup@feddit.org 70 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Neurotypical here - that's the correct response.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 29 points 3 days ago (2 children)

ADHD here, it’s one of two. The other is to guess bottom surgery/sex reassignment to teach her what sort of prizes she can expect from playing stupid games. Yeah you’re burning that bridge, but that’s a bridge worth burning

[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 1 points 1 day ago

I'm with you, I'd joke about circumcision (and maybe ran away 🥲)

Unsure of neuro-typicalness, but I'd go with this one as well.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

ADHD here, after years of studying behavior from normies in order to emulate/mask, this is easily one of the best answers here.

Sometimes brutal honesty is the answer.