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Would you rather be reincarnated as an apple, or an ant?
In all the magic reincarnation books by old Tibetan dudes, I've never read anything on apple reincarnation.
They're fixated on being Buddha. Not enough people think about this, and it's important
Apple. Short and sweet. Then reincarnated into a beloved and spoiled housecat.
Don't apples get to spend 3 years in a woollies warehouse somewhere... how long does an ant live for
Housecats were not a part of this hypothetical, thank you.
Hey. They can be anything they want to be. I choose apple too and come back as a unicorn. 🍏 🦄
NO UNICORNS. APPLES AND ANTS ONLY
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I'll be a housekitten then, thank you.
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Edit: i answered: i said apple. Then I expanded.
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I think apple is the correct choice, well done
I don't need your approval mate
An ant I think. Lift many times my bodyweight and get into small places.
What about spending your days just chilling and absorbing nutrients in the sun and fresh air? Better than following some chemical trails and being a sex-slave to the queen imo.
What about getting burned and chopped down alive?
What about having your home attacked by an anteater?
I don't think there are that many anteaters around?
Echidnas, numbats. There are many.
they are cute enough it's fine eat me
My luck I'd get pecked by birds, infested with Codling Moth and rejected by supermarket chain lol.
An ant I think? Not sure want to come back as a fruit.