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[–] PeelerSheila@aussie.zone 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

An ant I think. Lift many times my bodyweight and get into small places.

[–] Force_majeure122@aussie.zone 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What about spending your days just chilling and absorbing nutrients in the sun and fresh air? Better than following some chemical trails and being a sex-slave to the queen imo.

[–] baconmash@aussie.zone 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What about getting burned and chopped down alive?

[–] Force_majeure122@aussie.zone 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What about having your home attacked by an anteater?

[–] baconmash@aussie.zone 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't think there are that many anteaters around?

[–] Force_majeure122@aussie.zone 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Echidnas, numbats. There are many.

[–] baconmash@aussie.zone 3 points 1 year ago

they are cute enough it's fine eat me

[–] PeelerSheila@aussie.zone 3 points 1 year ago

My luck I'd get pecked by birds, infested with Codling Moth and rejected by supermarket chain lol.