xkbx

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[–] xkbx@startrek.website 4 points 43 minutes ago

Now draw her doing a sick kickflip to escape them

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 4 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I’m definitely gonna try the iOS app out, I hope you find the droids you’re looking for

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 8 points 17 hours ago

wait until they find out pénis is french for penis 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 47 points 1 day ago (1 children)

but like what if we really hated other people based on superficial traits and stuff? That could be kinda cool

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 15 points 1 day ago

We will forever be at the cusp of tomorrow’s balls

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Fun fact, when bugs do this, it’s called conglobating

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 13 points 2 days ago

you drive a hard bargain

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 12 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I want a 4 hour movie for this

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 39 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I agree, where is the advocacy for men like me, who are both unhot AND terrible?

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 5 points 2 days ago

Have you tried flinging your own feces

I find it to be… flings a type 3

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

That’s not what this sub is for but thank you for providing the soundtrack

Edit: sorry, not sub, federation or branch or whatever. Sorry, I’m still deprogramming myself from the reddxodus

 
 
 

On a little vacay in Istanbul. This cat came to hang out at a restaurant down the street. He pawed my thigh, I thought he was gonna jump on me to ask me for pets and food, but I had no food left. I told him “sorry buddy I’m outta food.” Turns out he knew & was just pawing my thigh to move it so he could leave and find his next target.

I’ve seen people give full meals to this cat, he’s well fed.

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