wetbeardhairs

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[–] wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

2A says I can have as many green tortoise shells as I want!

It's like what Mendicus Moldbug said.

It's easy to make someone believe the truth. But to make them believe a falsehood is useful. Because then those people can wear their belief as a uniform.

We just have to believe that he didn't kill that CEO while simultaneously and surreptitiously knowing he did. That is our uniform. That makes us an army.

I wonder how many guns are named Luigi by their owners now.

[–] wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

I dont want to crawl under a car. Puncturing the radiator is a way to quickly immobilize a vehicle in a way that requires substantial repair. All of these "sugar in th gas tank!" "unscrew their tire stems!" ideas sound fun but they take time and thus make them fantasies. I want something quick and obvious that succeeds.

So break their fucking radiators.

[–] wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Yeah that's why I think radiator damage is the way to go. They will most likely get stuck on the freeway which is a royal fucking pain.

[–] wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 19 hours ago (5 children)

I'm surprised I haven't seen more calls to puncture the radiator. That would lead to the engine shutting off and being immobilized pretty quickly.

[–] wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Can you change the password prompt to "tell me your safeword first:"?

Eww it's made by KB? But how will the home owners be able to burn it down for insurance money when they realize everything about it is total garbage?

[–] wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Whoa that's SUPER illegal

I opt out whenever I travel and I get random checks about 4/5 times now. I definitely don't flag on this scale either.

Eh... what? If anything it just means he likes smoking pot. I looked up a bunch of tattoo meanings and nothing even close to that came up. Also he is an Salvadorian so why would he support US troops?

Generous guess of how LE would interpret it.

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