too_high_for_this

joined 1 year ago

Literally every statement in your comment is false. Read a fucking book that isn't the bible.

[–] too_high_for_this@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Your kind are delicious though

[–] too_high_for_this@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's crazy, how did my duffel bag full of cash get on that plane?

[–] too_high_for_this@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Free as in free speech, not as in free beer

[–] too_high_for_this@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If he was I am guilty of so many crimes

The astronomical unit AU is commonly used for things in the solar system. 1 AU is roughly the average distance to the sun, about 150 000 000 km

OMG my blackberry bushes... those poor drunk idiots...

[–] too_high_for_this@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 year ago (7 children)

I had a dog that loved beer but he was a nasty drunk. He would knock beers over to lap them up, then start growling and barking for more. Then he'd puke, eat the puke, and pass out.

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