thegr8goldfish

Repugnicans or Retardicans are also accepted.

Anthony Weiner

But I'll still vote for him.

Uh oh. The SS better stage another quick phone upgrade so they can accidentally lose all the evidence again.

He just caught a scratch. Holding up his arm isn't the smart thing to do but that just makes it more authentic.

Knowing nothing of circumstances, I am willing to bet this happened because his Secret Service detail is staffed with loyalists instead of professionals.

I like the way you think. To quote myself, "If you need to use the /s, you're not sarcastic hard enough."

Personally I don't think humans are going anywhere. We might destroy most of the biosphere and a large portion of humanity but I bet in the end roaches go extinct before we do.

I don't understand why using AI is what makes this illegal. I don't know the laws in Spain, but would it be illegal if they used a pencil or a paint brush? Seems like a weird line to draw if not.

My eyes read Metroid. Just send Samus if there are too many Metroids.

There is no alternative course of action. If you're expecting him to resign before November, don't hold your breath. At the end of the day they won't impeach but if you don't air the dirty laundry, what good is having the majority?

Pauly Shore can finally stage his big comeback.