tetris11

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[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (6 children)

My ex was like that; 3rd generation, no German pass.

Her grandad worked the factories, her mum was born and grew up in the workhouses next to the factories (apparently they'd hand him lunch through the wall), and her mum had no formal education other than sunday school.

Fiercely proud of their heritage and shunned/mocked by previous generations of Germans, they didn't see the need to get German citizenship. Even my Ex.

When I saw the way things were going in Germany, I begged her to get her German passport before it was too late. I hope she did.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 2 points 1 week ago (8 children)

nur "gäste", lmao

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 11 points 1 week ago (10 children)
[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

"Now stand still whilst I make mincemeat out of you"

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 5 points 1 week ago

How can one sheath the unsheathable

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 6 points 1 week ago

Mushroom or Joystick

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 1 points 1 week ago

wait, what's the implication?

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 1 points 1 week ago (2 children)

lmao, that's genius

Did you do any walks around the Estuary? I was impessed by the greenery on some of the trails

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

WOAH. It's working now.

You sir/madam, are a gentleman/lady and a scholar!

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 2 points 1 week ago

Oof, right in the balls.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 0 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Done, I'll pay you 100 local currency for a downpayment on a shared ownership (me and my 500 partners) permanent leasehold with renewal charges every 5 years for a 4 sq meter "house" in the middle of the desert with high background radon gas

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 24 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I live in the hope that they're so evolved that they literally need nothing from us, and just want to preserve the ants nest of humanity as an anthropological curiosity

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