tetris11

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[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 3 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

I had to go to orchestra every saturday morning. Play the violin with a bunch of other unenthused kids with pushy parents.

One saturday morning I just told my mum I quit. 6 years of the violin just promptly ended there, and for the first time in my life I watched the Power Rangers. It was majestic.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 15 points 15 hours ago

Are you suggesting cult-like behaviour from cult members?

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 9 points 15 hours ago

"He was found on his side, legs strewn out - so that rules out him jumping from a window."

"We found this feather near his mouth, so we suspect fowl play."

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 4 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

But... but.... I'm a lobster and she's a crayfish!

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 1 points 15 hours ago

day old baklava

wait, what?

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 1 points 15 hours ago

oatcakes and pittas love them too

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 4 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Boomers have a monopoly on cheese? I never knew.... I just never knew....

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 13 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (6 children)

My ex was like that; 3rd generation, no German pass.

Her grandad worked the factories, her mum was born and grew up in the workhouses next to the factories (apparently they'd hand him lunch through the wall), and her mum had no formal education other than sunday school.

Fiercely proud of their heritage and shunned/mocked by previous generations of Germans, they didn't see the need to get German citizenship. Even my Ex.

When I saw the way things were going in Germany, I begged her to get her German passport before it was too late. I hope she did.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 2 points 16 hours ago (8 children)

nur "gäste", lmao

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 10 points 16 hours ago (10 children)
[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 1 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

"Now stand still whilst I make mincemeat out of you"

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Combined Cadet Force

I still have a hard time explaining this to people who don't know what it is.

Essentially, kids are "voluntarily" put into this thing after school where they dress up in uniforms and berets and forced to do marching drills.

You then pick whether you want to do Army/Navy/RAF, and you get to do some shooting drills. Guns are brought into the school (without ammo) and kids are shown how to shoot.

Every year each group goes on a summer camp type excursion where they get to fire real weapons or fly gliders or something.

And that's it.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lyhccGJHUk

Sing along if you know the lyrics:

Rats, rats, we are the rats,
Celebrating yet another birthday bash!
𝓶𝓲𝓬𝓱𝓪𝓮𝓵, it's your birthday today,
Cake and ice cream is on it's way!
And 𝓶𝓲𝓬𝓱𝓪𝓮𝓵, has been such a good boy this year,
Open up your gifts while we all cheer!

 

Take a look: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hawkwind#Discography

Every year from 1970 onwards is either an album release, or a live concert, or staggered album release, all with at maximum a 1-year hiatus.

In 2003 to 2004 something drastic of cosmic and celestial import must have happened.

 

Learning to drive late in life. I'm good with awareness, changing gears, interactions, roundabouts, spatial awareness, yadda yadda - a lifetime of cyclist awareness.

I just can't brake softly to save my life. It feels like I put the pedal half down, and nothing happens to the speed and then I do an inch more and suddenly the whole car locks up.

Is this normal? I just have to get used to finding a gentle breaking point somehow?

 

I'm on 2 teaspoons a day.

Any studies out there about the negative effects of it?

Is Marmite poisoning a thing?

 

It took 10 years, three ex's, two countries, and living with my mother for a bit, but I finally paid it all off.

Ask me how I feel. The guy who took my final payment on the phone was happier than I was

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