sudo_shinespark

joined 1 year ago
[–] sudo_shinespark@lemmy.world 30 points 3 days ago

Nah, those are rookie numbers. Gotta pump those numbers up. And they have a whole playbook ready for it this time, so things are gonna get interesting and tragic sooner than later.

Bonus points that if we make through, we can look forward to new exciting wars about water resources and inhospitable climate problems

[–] sudo_shinespark@lemmy.world 28 points 4 days ago

Cool story, bro.

PLEASE GO VOTE IF YOU HAVEN’T ALREADY

[–] sudo_shinespark@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago (4 children)

Quick, Lenny, cover for me

[–] sudo_shinespark@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

The sun hurts when you stare at it.

Look, I can do it too!

[–] sudo_shinespark@lemmy.world 58 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

The two signs you need are:

  1. Did you drop off your ballot?
  2. Did your local government confirm they received your ballot?
[–] sudo_shinespark@lemmy.world 25 points 2 weeks ago

In 10 years, the cost to purchase a cartridge of this game will still be 25% above its original market price and Nintendo will only officially allow access to it via some crappy yearly subscription service anyways.

Why do people keep leaking Nintendo’s roms? Cause fuck ‘em, that’s why

[–] sudo_shinespark@lemmy.world 77 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Number three seems like the equivalent of assless chaps. I vote two

[–] sudo_shinespark@lemmy.world 49 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Let’s make sure to shame the people being bombarded by advertisements for 90% of their lives. That’ll motivate them to be more cognizant of botany

[–] sudo_shinespark@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

Deserves it. The latest update rounded the game out really well and has been absolutely addictive.

[–] sudo_shinespark@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Can’t we have one meeting that doesn’t end with us digging up a corpse?

[–] sudo_shinespark@lemmy.world 44 points 1 month ago

quick, distract everyone from the Vance stuff

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