smashboy

I do. Not for myself, but we all know that there are many people who would never give up meat. So for them.

Mmm, pea soup

He’s cute, but I don’t know about happy 😅 Isn’t the wide open mouth baring the teeth a threat display in opossums?

The soap gene people are going to hate me, but cilantro.

Joke’s on you, I have ADHD and this changes nothing from my normal resting state.

Of course not. Who’s ashamed of things they did as a toddler?

Being fucking funny is also a skill.

Oh no, my childlessness! I’ll have to sleep on this. Sleep until 10:30 or so.

He sooty
He hooty

It’s possible that the university paid your publication fees so that they didn’t end up on your desk. The university paid for mine, but there for sure were fees.

What are the weird add ons?

I once got a haircut from someone who did the glasses one to me!
Not only did she take off my glasses instead of asking me to take them off, but she grasped them as in the picture. I was so perplexed, I didn’t know what to say and just sat there.