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So my take away here is that JD Couchfucker here is saying neither he or Trump are powerful enough to do anything. Is that really the message you want to be sending during your campaign for the highest office in America?

Welp, it was nice knowing y’all. With my Balatro addiction going mobile I hope I remember to eat.

Fuck this is the way I learn there’s been a school shooting!

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Bad Monkey. I’m only two episodes in but I’m digging it. Funny that I don’t normally like Vince Vaughn but he’s working it and he’s just the right touch.

Sounds like somebody’s got a case of the Mondays

That is a right fit bird

I’d like to say “Hello police I’d like to report a murder” but even though he’s an ex-president, his still a black man. And calling the police even in jest is too dangerous.

I know! Those 3 line are god damn masterpiece in screenwriting. I guess I just got lucky

No but the kind of chicks who’d double up on a guy like me do.

Oh god I thought this was like the couch thing, a viral prank or something but no. It’s a real thing trying to make fun of Tim Waltz. God these people are the worst.