rasbora

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[–] rasbora@lemm.ee 4 points 18 hours ago

Thank you! You are welcome to join me next week when I celebrate my 2079th birth day.

[–] rasbora@lemm.ee 5 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

No, that’s not true. A birth week recurs yearly, not weekly.

A birth day is the day on which you were born, say Saturday, and you’ll have one of those every week.

A birth week is the number of the week in which you were born, say week 14, and it takes a year before it’s week 14 again. Same interval as a birth month.

A birth date only occurs once. It’ll never be July 4, 1981 ever again.

This is all very normal and logical. Beep boop.

[–] rasbora@lemm.ee 9 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Exactly. You don't need to be a mathematician, you just need to think rationally.

[–] rasbora@lemm.ee 2 points 21 hours ago

There are always more things that you don't know than there are things that you do know.

[–] rasbora@lemm.ee 22 points 21 hours ago (6 children)

What are you guys talking about, my birth day is a weekly recurring event. I was born on a Saturday so I'm now 2078 weeks old.

I am very normal.

[–] rasbora@lemm.ee 125 points 22 hours ago (5 children)

Recent studies found this chemical in all of the human samples that were examined, implying widespread contamination of people's bodies. We are in deep water, folks.

[–] rasbora@lemm.ee 183 points 1 day ago (7 children)

From the article:

In February, Friends actor David Schwimmer called on Musk to ban Kanye West from X after he made a series of antisemitic posts.

Schwimmer called on Musk, the owner of X, to remove West from the platform. “This is so 2022,” said Schwimmer. “We can’t stop a deranged bigot from spewing hate-filled, ignorant bile… but we CAN stop giving him a megaphone, Mr Musk.”

Bold of Schwimmer to assume Musk in any way disagrees with Ye's views.

Elon is not just holding the megaphone, he's actively cranking up the volume dial.

[–] rasbora@lemm.ee 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Your foreskin has no bearing on your ability to wash your dick

I imagine the whole circumcision thing makes sense when you're wandering the desert for years and there's not a whole lot of water around, but other than that, yeah.