mindaika

Or better yet, a senator

Another idea: ditch Twitter and learn to play the ukulele instead

On one hand, I think that kind of shit is lame AF, but on the other hand if someone wanted pay me $200/hr to paint my hog green and vacuum in green Luigi hat, you know I’d be down

I’m a simple man: I see a comment complaining about a comment about downvotes, I upvote and move on

Immigrants are by definition people who left their culture for another. Why would they want to make it easier for others?

If I made it out of the US to Spain, the last thing I want is a bunch more Americans coming with me

Wireless Hidelity?

When the fuck were those days? I’ve been alive since 1977, and at no point since have I been “in charge” or “not had to worry about consequences”

Yeah I saw Snowpiercer

I’m honestly stunned. If you can’t trust rich capitalists, who can you trust‽

You don’t want to save your old brain chunks and put them back together to see if you can make on old version of you?

Neat. So is Microsoft going to make that loan in cash or…?