mindaika

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[–] mindaika@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 week ago

It’s got what victims crave.

It’s got electrolytes

[–] mindaika@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago

I would say that beliefs are unprovable, and knowledge is provable. If I claim the sun will rise tomorrow, we can test that. If I claim god exists but is hiding, we cannot test that. The former is knowledge, the latter belief

[–] mindaika@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 week ago

Wouldn’t that be something: we choke to death trying to create a supercomputer to tell us to stop doing exactly that

True irony

[–] mindaika@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It’s probably easier to righteously quit your job after a decade of collecting senior executive salary

Also: physics?

[–] mindaika@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Slavery!

That’s why it’s the color that it is

Edit: my bad, I guess it’s shaped like the coast of Africa

[–] mindaika@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago

Skibidi toilet my Ohio, skibidi toilet

[–] mindaika@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago

What? I’ve been calling him a cunt since PayPal

[–] mindaika@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago

You’re not wrong. Elong on the other hand is pretty much always wrong

[–] mindaika@lemmy.dbzer0.com -1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

No, I did not notice part of my chocolate bar looks vaguely like part of the coast of part of a continent I’ve never been too. I’m sorry. I’m clearly the asshole here

Good choc though

[–] mindaika@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Thank you. I was going to point out there’s no way we can prove Diplodocus does NOT cause gonorrhea

[–] mindaika@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago

“Yale Colon” seems like something you get first year by eating in Connecticut

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