giantfloppycock

obviously because you are moving your body/burning calories

I wouldn’t say this is obvious or completely true. Burning calories is separate from digestion - for example, if you’re burning them too fast (e.g., sprinting), your body will divert resources towards the running, which will slow digestion.

I wish to sit upon my throne while watching you prepare my meal

True

Good points.

That you, Mr. Lahey?

I’ll do it again

lmao even the wii guy looks like the canister

I’ve tried several, and just can’t get into them.

Shit I knew I forgot to do something today.

Ranchers… inside you, you say.

Hot.