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What would happen if the boat sank from its weight and you're in the boat and you have this tremendously powerful battery, and the battery is now underwater, and there's a shark that's approximately 10 yards over there?

"... calling in about Haitian [Full-ass-hard-R-N-words] I mean migrants." No you don't.

Yeah, there's no way you can stack an elected court!

Me and my homies castigate the enemies of the godhead and ¿%:?extru!de gun.

Ah, Laura Loomer, 9/11 conspiracy theorist, does not represent Donald Trump she...

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Was only invited to a September 11th ceremony as a guest of Donald Trump.

Every time I saw her announcement it was a linked Instagram post. Does she regularly post to Twitter?

I couldn't read this message because I am a Haitian immigrant in Ohio, and that puppy looks fucking delicious. /s

Trump: I saw people talking about illegal aliens eating pets on TV.

The TV:

I can't wait for Ken Paxton to sue the Biden Administration to make sure those poor insurance companies don't have to help pay for their pesky customers' healthcare! /s

Found the clip. It could have just been a REALLY wet fart, but the fact that the lapel mic picked it up makes me think Biden DEFINITELY heard it.