dumbass

joined 7 months ago
[–] dumbass@lemy.lol 23 points 6 months ago

Take your phone out, look at it, get a slightly concerned look on your face that quickly turns to fear, run out the room yelling "No No No NO No No No No No they're not meant to be here this soon", destroy your phone and start a fresh new life.

[–] dumbass@lemy.lol 1 points 6 months ago

Hahah you sound like my old drug dealer.

[–] dumbass@lemy.lol 22 points 6 months ago

Alright then, who pissed off Cookie Monster?

[–] dumbass@lemy.lol 6 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Nah they're not strong enough words.

[–] dumbass@lemy.lol 14 points 6 months ago (6 children)

Hates even too soft of a word, there's not a single word in any language that describes the feeling this image invokes.

[–] dumbass@lemy.lol 37 points 6 months ago

Sometimes program bugs make the best jokes.

[–] dumbass@lemy.lol 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Pecker Productions or PP for short.

[–] dumbass@lemy.lol 14 points 6 months ago

Chunus looks exactly like a person named Chunus.

[–] dumbass@lemy.lol 5 points 6 months ago

He's even got that Moe Sislak voice.

As soon as I read the title and looked at him I could see it.

[–] dumbass@lemy.lol 1 points 6 months ago

Nah they like to pew pew people who use an image of the Pedo.

[–] dumbass@lemy.lol 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Who's a pedophile!?

That line delivery kills me every time.

[–] dumbass@lemy.lol 8 points 6 months ago

No more hiding your shame people!

 
 
 
 
 

One man must fight his way through a hord of Genetically enhanced Murderous Zombie Produce to save the world from total destruction.

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