buttfarts

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[–] buttfarts@lemy.lol 2 points 1 day ago

Birb Borg Cloud

[–] buttfarts@lemy.lol 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

In Canada the first step to legal gun ownership is emailing the RCMP and asking for gun safety training. Then they email you back a list of qualified instructors in your city.

Once you get the safety training then you can apply for a Possession and Acquisition License which allows you to buy firearms and ammunition. Once in possession of a firearm you need go register it so that if you are caught with it you don't get in trouble.

"Restricted" firearms include hand guns and revolvers so if you want one of those then you need to repeat the process once more including the safety training and get a Restricted Possession and Acquisition License

[–] buttfarts@lemy.lol 1 points 2 days ago

Microplastics are my kink...

[–] buttfarts@lemy.lol 2 points 2 days ago

It shrinks into his head as your fist approaches it. Less of a face than an event horizon

[–] buttfarts@lemy.lol 4 points 2 days ago

Let it breath before you kill it forever.

[–] buttfarts@lemy.lol 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

That doesn't matter. What matters is that they get their way. We have to just sit on our hands and let them hurt enough people to make MAGAs switch allegiances. Or just let them keep killing people until there aren't enough functional MAGAs left to make any meaningful opposition.

There is no point to argue with them. Just let them do it.

[–] buttfarts@lemy.lol 32 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Or tiny birds that can expertly navigate wind currents with an almond sized brain using real-time force feedback. The computational power at their disposal is very well optimized for what they do.

[–] buttfarts@lemy.lol 69 points 1 week ago (3 children)

The Democrats have been chasing the mythical moderate conservative at the expense of the progressive left forever and have learned nothing. I want a fire and brimstone progressive who is belligerent and aggressive

[–] buttfarts@lemy.lol 2 points 2 weeks ago

Oddly, Iranian women showing their hair is the best way to defeat the Iranian regime.

[–] buttfarts@lemy.lol 3 points 2 weeks ago

I am leaning into the whole "Democrats have god-like power over the weather" conspiracy because it pleases me to use that as a reason for voting Kamala. Why vote against the team with the hurricane machine? They are obviously much stronger.

[–] buttfarts@lemy.lol 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Maybe the squirrel bit that guy because the squirrel knew deep down that guy was here to fuck up the squirrels life which he did by inserting himself into the situation.

[–] buttfarts@lemy.lol 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This would be my villain origin story when they are talking about "what drove him to commit atrocities"

 

Here is this guy's highlight reel

  • Raided funds meant for firefighters and paramedics to bankroll his lavish lifestyle. Fancy cars, luxury vacations, designer clothes – even his child support.
  • Squandered millions in public funds while essential services were left to rot.
  • Used public money to grease the palms of Republican politicians.
  • Prioritized lucrative non-emergency transfers over life-saving 911 calls. Who needs a paramedic when there's money to be made?
  • Deprived emergency responders of vital equipment while his own "limousines" were chauffeured around.
  • Stole from his own dead brother's children.
 
 

Even worse is when OP on the nine year old thread with the exact same technical problem announces "Solved!" without elaborating

 
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