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A jar. We all know how that ends.

I'm in this picture and I don't mind at all. Penguins are fucking cool. I'm gonna go to Argentina just to see them in the wild.

Everyone named in this article can please help themselves to a large steaming plate of my shit

Ahahahahaa!!! I worked with that dude 10 years ago. He was a dickhead then, too.

Having the light on makes it easier to piss on the cat

It's hr@opm.gov . It's wide open, I just mailed them a picture of my unflushed turds

GrapheneOS runs on the pixel tablet

Sigma dick in ur ass

Every time Nintendo adds a weird gimmick to a new system, I say, "no one will use that," and every time, I am wrong.

The only good thing about this administration is the return of the "Trump boys" Onion articles.

Doesn't change that OpenAI pissed away $200bn making shitty models