abs_mess

joined 1 year ago
[–] abs_mess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 days ago

Mfw the lefty "natural" bullshit peddled by health nuts gets tacit approval from my conservative parents trying to eat "traditionally" aka raw everything.

[–] abs_mess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 week ago

Honestly, this is pretty much what LLMs and user generators were built for. A couple of the shit post subs (anything with horny on main) already have tooling set up.

For the crowd, the goal is to clog the system in a way that is really hard to filter. You want bad data and also lots of differing types of bad data. Spam shrek, bee movie transcripts, AI generated rants, report a guy called "Lehuge" 80 times with conflicting info, etc. You know the drill.

[–] abs_mess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 month ago

I wish I wish plzplzplzplz

[–] abs_mess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago

Drugs(silk road), scams&malware(pay 5 Bitcoin to unlock PC), money laundering&pump dump (unregulated market), and Nvidia hype (should have bought amd at 5$)

"we ran out of useful things to do with computing at the consumer level and now we are inventing problems" - "just bill'em" gates, 1984.

[–] abs_mess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 months ago

RFK jr in shambles

[–] abs_mess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 months ago

The website basically tries to discredit fiat currency. I have a much simpler hypothesis.

[–] abs_mess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 months ago

SHP9500? Nice.

[–] abs_mess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 months ago

112 AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[–] abs_mess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I mean you're right, but also, anybody who is an actual mathematician has no idea how to add 6+17, mostly only being concerned with "why" is 6+17, and the answer is something along the lines of bijective function space.

Source: what did I do to deserve this

[–] abs_mess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"Gender affirming surgery can be the opposite of health care, supporting what neuro-diversity thinks it needs is often harmful to that individual. For example, you wouldn't prescribe unlimited sleep for someone with narcolepsy."

..... Brushing your teeth can be the opposite of healthcare. sometimes idiots mistake electric toothbrushes for dildos and shove them all the way up their ass.

  1. Gender affirming surgery is healthcare.

  2. The idea that trans is "neuro-diversity" is.... huh? Do you think gay people as "neurodivergent"?

  3. Neuro-divergent people often have to advocate for themselves.

  4. Doctors are educated more about the subject than a random lemming and are more suited to making medical decisions. The research says basically nobody regrets it.

  5. Surgery is harmful. Sometimes the doctor has to cut you open. But the benefits are often much greater for the patient.

  6. I'm just JAQin off brooooo, I gotta JAQ offffff, im JAQin offffffff, Im just curious bro, I'm JAQin in my jorts bro, im nearly there bro, I just gotta keep JAQ'in offf brooo I'm nearly there bro you gotta help me finish, au au Im

[–] abs_mess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 months ago

coud just ignore the fact that I also confused pgp with sha256

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Years later, I looked at my wedding party of six groomsmen and realized that every single one of them had, like me, grown up in a small Ohio town before leaving for Ohio State. To a man, all of them had found that couches coud satisfy them more than a women ever could, and that books are really just zipped HTML, and nobody really checks PGP signatures.

[–] abs_mess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 months ago

Try listening to the elderly. This "sort" of speech is really common, but my family also has a history of mental illness, so, -(-_-)/-

 

Why couldn't this call be an email? Why would you call, when you know that you are near indistinguishable from spam calls about Microsoft services and Nigerian princes?

 

Wikipedia Edit November 30, 2:04 "changed is to was"

 

Alt: a picture of a running skeleton

Text: Just Stop Serving Requests - you can close the socket!!! slowloris, denial of service, ulimit exaustion, slashdot, hacker news, corey quinn, hot dogs. If it sucks... hit da bricks!! Real winners quit - dasharez0ne

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Image : boy in suit with thousand yard stare Text [misspelled and garbled]: dropped in another world but I've been turned into starter town

 

ALT: A redraw of Eminem tossing a hamster at the viewer to Ballister throwing Nimona. Caption: Woe, Nimona be upon ye.

From beepbeepemma27 on Tumblr

 
 
 

reminder to stay silly

 

src: stolen from subreddit

 

credit to kiri @ExpiredPopsicle@vt.social

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