abbadon420

I wanted to plant a tree today. Dug a hole. Hit my Internet cable and cut it clean in half. Just my Internet cable though, not the whole neighbourhood. But still.... no Internet until at least Tuesday.
I don't how calling could have saved me from this predicament though. But at least now you know the universe doesn't hate you, it hates everyone equally.

Sure, you can't run 5k without good posture. Can't hold good posture without some core strength

Running also strengthens the back

Why would you keep eggs in a fridge? I just leave them in a basket on the counter top.

Yes, at least the coffee-milk-replacements. Because if you do that with hot "milk" and pour some coffee with it, you get a cappuccino. And I think almost any milk replacement can be a coffee-milk-replacement

What's with the pirate theme? That's just Puss in Boots

Goh, wat raar. In de browser is het wel embedded, maar in de app niet

Oh wacht, nu is het in de app ook embedded. Gister was dat nog niet.

Gaan we dan wel gezellig met alle stoelen, in een cirkel, in de woonkamer zitten?

The reverse order of the texts makes it sound condescending, lol

Dead games don't keep players hooked on it. Players who are playing an old game, are not buying new games. If you kill the old game, the players are forced to buy your new game.

I think that's their intention.

But honestly, I'm missing the part where they force companies to make their games publicly available x years after they sold their last copy.

I don't give a shit about your video games.

I'm signing this because it screws over capitalists.

[Insert "We are not the same" meme]