UtMan1988

joined 1 year ago
[–] UtMan1988@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

I'm gonna go click that button you worked so hard on. You should be very proud!

[–] UtMan1988@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

kill -15

Terminate normally if possible.

[–] UtMan1988@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Meanwhile, in Star Trek Online...

[–] UtMan1988@lemmy.world 50 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

You don't know why, but you can assemble a gun from it.

[–] UtMan1988@lemmy.world 7 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I would trust Hannibal Lector more than Oz, frankly.

[–] UtMan1988@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] UtMan1988@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

I worked hard for my little box! All my favorite stuff is there! Even when I go touch grass, pretty soon I miss my little box. My little box is my favorite place to be!

[–] UtMan1988@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Smash.

Redefine the phrase "Mind fuck" into a much more literal form.

[–] UtMan1988@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

This is a direct quote from God in "The Universe 0.1"

[–] UtMan1988@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Reginald, The Fingerless Mittens!

[–] UtMan1988@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Strands #197 “What a stud!” 💡🔵💡🔵 💡🔵🔵🟡 🔵🔵🔵

 

I had the baby blue one. This was taken circa 2007

 

I'll just die, thanks.

 
 

Found in the wild in Tennessee

 
 
 

I work as a contractor, been working here for 9 years, had the same contract company all that time... Except until recently when the contract came up for bid and the old company was outbid by another. Lucky for me, they're keeping all the same people, positions, and whatnot. I like my job, I look forward to the change, I just want to keep things updated.

So, with the change, though, they're making go through the whole hiring process anew, which blows. I'm wondering how I should update my resume, when, basically, my position and responsibilities stay the same, but the company/contract has changed?

 
 
 

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My wife, a vet tech, has a hospital patient named "Stephanie." It's a dog. We're both grossed out by this name. What are some others?

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