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Thanks, I had no idea what this post was about.

That's just fucking nuts!

Go hang out with some Koreans (possibly other Asian people too), they will think you must be smart because of being left handed.

Everyone loves the privileged all the time!

Dad, is that you?

I meet kangaroos a lot on daily basis. One of my dogs was obsessed with chasing them (he still loves to but I have more control over him now). A few times he cornered a roo and I had no chance of calling him off or catching him to drag him away. Some of these guys were over 2 metres tall. Roos are cut AF and their claws are as large as carnivore claws. Trust me, you don't want a roo to touch you. Anyway, a stick to keep them at sufficient distance to be able to retrieve my dog was all I ever needed, but to be safe I started carrying a knife too; roo meat is very tasty.

This is not a forgone conclusion. Depends on the pizza base. A good pizza base has a tasty crust that I'll devour, conversely a bad pizza base has a terrible crust and I very likely not finish the pizza and leave all the crust.

That could be battery optimisation of the recipients phone.

If I remember correctly, it used to be a thing here in Australia, but I've not heard of it for a decade or more.

But I don't need a doctor's note to buy over the counter drug...

Spanish. Holocaust pales in comparison.