Teon

joined 1 year ago
[–] Teon@kbin.social 9 points 6 months ago

Rice - 13,500 to 8,200 years ago China
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rice

Wheat - as early as 21,000 BC
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wheat

[–] Teon@kbin.social 3 points 6 months ago

Drinks Tab in Space.

[–] Teon@kbin.social 21 points 6 months ago

Just know that these asshats take extreme pride in their hate. They will subject people to it until the day they die. Christianity is an eternal well of hate and ignorance. And they want to make sure no one is ever happy, the miserable fucks!

[–] Teon@kbin.social 8 points 6 months ago

Men who have an obsession with being "ultra masculine" usually have "small dick syndrome".
And it seems SUPER GAY when 'straight' men are so obsessed with masculinity.
FYI world, even gay men are not this obsessed with masculinity.

[–] Teon@kbin.social 19 points 6 months ago

Tax it higher than alcohol & tobacco.

[–] Teon@kbin.social 2 points 6 months ago
[–] Teon@kbin.social 3 points 6 months ago

Tesla Car Computer: "Would you like to play a game? Let's play Russian Roulette."

[–] Teon@kbin.social 6 points 6 months ago (2 children)

No one is allowed to wear "work clothes" anymore, like a suit & tie or any professional type of clothing like that. Instead you will be required to wear clothing covered with printed ads in ALL professions. The police, doctors, bus driver, newscaster, everyone everywhere while at work.

[–] Teon@kbin.social 3 points 6 months ago

What happens when you squeeze an orange?
It shits it's diaper!

[–] Teon@kbin.social 5 points 6 months ago

Give it 5 minutes.

[–] Teon@kbin.social 1 points 6 months ago

Pet you? or your beard? Just to clarify.

[–] Teon@kbin.social 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Vaginas are not allowed in my house. I'll take "clean shaven dudes with a dick" for $1000 Alex.

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