Women are you in the office tomorrow morning and I can do it for you and you can do it for me
TIN
joined 1 year ago
For a while I thought you were talking about the small hoop crisps that we get in the UK and I couldn't work out why that would help.
So we do care about people on sinking boats in the Mediterranean?
What part of this don't you understand? If two turbines is good, and three turbines is better, obviously five turbines would make us the best fucking wind platform that ever existed. Comprende? We didn't claw our way to the top of the wind platform game by clinging to the two-turbine industry standard. We got here by taking chances. Well, five turbines is the biggest chance of all.
Wait, I thought if you googled Google it broke the internet?
Something about this song, the melody, the words, just really speaks to me.
"When you gonna love you as much as I do", such a simple line but so powerful
The fourth item on the list, they're referring to a film that doesn't actually exist, never has and never will exist.
The Highlander series went straight from 1 to 3 due to a historical accident.
"old man humps bag in gym, you won't believe what happens next"
I did some hip thrusts in the gym, thought it might be easier/more comfy to use a power bag instead of a barbell so I did that.
It probably was comfier, but what I didn't take into account is that the bag rests on your groin and it looks very much like you're just lying in the gym humping a big pillow.
Stick to the barbell!
Because there's only thing worse than a new world order, and that's not being at the top of the new world order
I tried watching the first 10 minutes on my phone, it's all black, I can't see a thing. Presuming some fighting is happening from the squelching noises.