ShlorpianMafia

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Online dating in c/mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world
[–] ShlorpianMafia@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"It's something you've never heard of"

"How do you know?"

"...because I'm never going to tell you about it"

Online dating in c/mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world
[–] ShlorpianMafia@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Smart move. Wouldn't want to intimidate anyone with your superior taste in music

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dank rule (lemmy.world)
 
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finally got a picture that captures the beauty of his eyes (lemmy.world)
 
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mashed potato breakfast bowl (lemmy.world)
 

Bacon bits, shredded cheese and one fried egg on a bed of leftover mashed potatoes. Bone apple teeth🤌

Clash of Twitter in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] ShlorpianMafia@lemmy.world -1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I would like to award your comment with one lemmy gold🏅

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Immersion-blended strawberry milkshake (lemmy.world)
 

I found the strawberries on sale for 98 cents a pound a few weeks ago and hulled, sliced + froze them. Milkshakes are a delicious way to put them to good use.

My amateur recipe:

  • handful of strawberries
  • 2 scoops of vanilla ice cream
  • just enough milk to thin it out into a drinkable viscosity
  • and a tiny pinch of salt to make the strawberry's flavor stand out more
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Jerboa currently unusable for other people? (lemmy.world)
 

For the past day or so every time I try to open Jerboa it just crashes immediately without an error message why. Is there any scheduled update/fix for Jerboa? I'd like to be able to browse on mobile again and really enjoyed the app while it was working.

-posted from my pc (only because I can't get the app to work)

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the bus I was riding earlier got rear-ended by a fking semi-truck (lemmy.world)
 

To my knowledge no one was injured. The semi didn't have a trailer attached so the crash didn't feel too intense, surprisingly. I did have to wait 20 minutes for another bus tho which was mildly infuriating

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a little catnip to kick off this Tuesday night (lemmy.world)
 
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lemmy, meet Moose. he doesn't smile for pictures but damn is he handsome (lemmy.world)
 
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extra close-up of this handsome fella (lemmy.world)
 
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A sad looking burger and generic dr pepper (lemmy.world)
 
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my boy looking startled that I wanted to take a pic of him (lemmy.world)
 
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He can hangout anywhere yet he chose to nap by the trash (lemmy.world)
 
I made a post on Facebook that included the word "hack"... in c/tifu@lemmy.world
[–] ShlorpianMafia@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Where's the fuckup? I just see loads of generous people offering to help with your problems. In fact, I'm available to help too if you kindly send your login and password 🥸

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