RoyalEasy

joined 1 year ago
[–] RoyalEasy@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 months ago

Oh, here comes the lecture about how I'm offended because I'm laughing at some jagoff who can't tell fantasy from reality.

It's hilarious when people who believe in magic attribute their feelings to other people because they simply can't understand how someone else could feel differently than they do.

Here's a hint: people who laugh at clowns aren't offended by them.

Besides, the devil made me do it.

[–] RoyalEasy@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Oh no, the devil has me in his clutches LMAO!

You definitely showed everyone this secret knowledge that you possess and didn't come off looking like a nut who is brainwashed into believing nonsense. You sound totally sensible.

I'll tongue kiss the devil's ass in remembrance of you. Jesus wants his turn first though; any messages I should pass onto the "big" guy?

[–] RoyalEasy@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 months ago (6 children)

It's so funny when people who believe in magic try to get rational people to take it seriously.

Satan's gon' getcha! Ooga Booga!!!

LMAO!!

Here's a safety tip: don't say "Bloody Mary" in front of a mirror three times or she'll come by and ruin your whole night. And stay away from those ouija boards, they're the debil's pager.

[–] RoyalEasy@lemmy.ca 17 points 8 months ago

You could go to another site but then you wouldn't get the attention that you crave.

You need us "assholes."

[–] RoyalEasy@lemmy.ca 55 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (4 children)

I got banned from the /conservative community on .ee because one of those idiots was saying that Democrats are the ones who support the Confederacy.

I posted five pics of traitor flags at Trump rallies and the mod banned me for "bad faith."

He left up the lies that I refuted though, just like a cryptofascist would.

[–] RoyalEasy@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago

Yeah, put that thing away.

Gross, dude.

[–] RoyalEasy@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago

You make me sick.

Hope it takes a turn for the worse 🤞

[–] RoyalEasy@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Do you think people got lobotomized voluntarily, dumbass?

There may be a bit of a difference there, but don't let the facts get in the way of your bigotry.

[–] RoyalEasy@lemmy.ca -4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why did your summary leave out that he blamed black people for his getting fired?

3/10, try harder next time.