When I have to poop away from home I feel like a barbarian.
A year or two ago i could've written that. Then i discovered travel Bidets. I have one that is a small bottle i fill up at the sink. Then i also have a Bidet that is just a cap for a plastic water bottle. That one is real tiny so easy to take places.
So if I'm going on a trip i take the small bottle one, and if I'm just going out then i bring the cap
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