I’ve always liked Ilya Repin. “Reply of the Zaporozhian Cossacks” is my favorite work of his.
In a sleepy mountain town, Cindy witnesses the murder of her parents by a blood-thirsty green figure in a red Santa suit. Twenty years later, the Christmas-hating monster begins to terrorize the town once more. Cindy finds new purpose in stopping the creature and saving the holiday.
Amen. I learned way too late the importance of ear protection as concerts.
He’ll leave you on the cutting room floor!
A one-time (and now one-handed) master film editor toiling in the cinematic sweatshops of 1970s Italy becomes the prime suspect in a series of brutal murders.
A new super train is built when a meteorite crashes near by, releasing a tiny creature. Once it kills and consumes everyone on board the train, it begins to grow and multiply into hordes of different creatures.
In a futuristic society, rebels fighting against a fascist state are aided by a group of roller-skating nuns called the Bod Sisters.
Jason Avery is an ex-cop now working as a museum security guard. Armed thieves break in intent on stealing a priceless obelisk that’s stored within this vault-like stone structure. The scientist behind the theft talks of the obelisk giving him the power to control harpies, demonic winged female monsters of classic mythology. Through a series of contrived events, the obelisk opens a time portal that Jason promptly falls into, crash landing over a thousand years in the past in a land threatened by evil harpies.
Mad scientists turn people into frozen zombies and the zombies wreak havoc and kill people.
THERE ARE SHARK PEOPLE ON THE MOON
Decades ago, the USSR developed unkillable sharks and launched them to the moon. Today, a team of American astronauts will endure the fight of their lives.
IT'LL TEAR YOUR HEART OUT!
Nick and Ruben are hoodwinked into a “shootfighter” (no-holds-barred, to the death) martial arts match by the evil Mr. Lee, who has a grudge against world shootfighter champ(and teacher of Nick and Ruben) Shingo.
I’d say its more like they are walking all over their customers.
The first to die were the lucky ones!
In post-apocalyptic New York City a policeman infiltrates the Bronx which has become a battleground for several murderous street gangs.
A young couple finds a secret message from the past, detailing the oppressive nature of the universe, and they set out to destroy the system - but first will have to encounter terrorists, aliens, cults and more in this wall to wall bloody surreal horror.
A new breed of enemy has taken over the world… Sam Hell has come to take it back.
‘Hell’ is the name of the hero of the story. He’s a prisoner of the women who now run the USA after a nuclear/biological war. Results of the war are that mutants have evolved, and the human race is in danger of extinction due to infertility. Hell is given the task of helping in the rescue of a group of fertile women from the harem of the mutant leader (resembling a frog). Hell cannot escape since he has a bomb attached to his private parts which will detonate if he strays more than a few hundred yards from his guard.
Pootie Tang is the ultimate superhero. A cool-walking, smooth-talking lady's man, Pootie is a hero and a role model to all the kids of the neighborhood. Everybody looks up to Pootie except evil Dick Lecter, CEO of Lecter Corp., a company that makes cigarettes, alcohol and fast food. Pootie shows cool determination and strength to prevail over Lecter and his minions.
SA DA TAY!
Austin Powers (2): The Spy Who Shagged Me. They immediately reveal that Vanessa was a fembot controlled by Doctor Evil, which completely retcons her character and role in the first movie.
I bought fly paper last week to get rid of some gnats. It was from amazon, not the black market. The guy lies with every breath.
The worry is that they're not staying down there anymore!
I haven't seen it since it came out, but I've remembered it all these years so it must have SOME worth.
This was also directed my Seagal. A real steaming heap of a movie, but pretty damn funny.
"What does it take to change the essence of a man?"
This is honestly one of the worst movies I've ever seen. However, if you have a chance to watch the Last Drive-In Episode with Chris Jericho it was pretty entertaining.
This movie has a hysterical production story. The original movie was called Twisted Souls which was never released due to a creative feud with the Producers and the financial backer. A year later, the backer hired a new director to write and film more scenes which were completely unrelated to the original story. These were merged into what is now known as Spookies.
Also it has farting muck men.
One of the best made-for-TV movies I've ever seen.
Who the hell isn’t playing the first two Yakuza games but starts at 3? They’ve both been remastered and are some of the best in the series.