MantisToboggon

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What metrics did people evaluate arcade games by when they were popular? in c/retrogaming@lemmy.world
Where are your militias against government Tyranny? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] MantisToboggon@lazysoci.al 38 points 1 week ago

Enforcing government tyranny.

How bad did I fuck up? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] MantisToboggon@lazysoci.al 4 points 1 week ago

First Internet forum?

Is there is any worthy alternative to Reddit? in c/reddit@lemm.ee
u up babe? in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
[–] MantisToboggon@lazysoci.al 5 points 1 week ago

Neils penis is a massive man meatier.

How bad did I fuck up? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] MantisToboggon@lazysoci.al 40 points 1 week ago (15 children)

The fuck is wrong with you?

If the 90s smelled like sex and candy what did other decades smell like? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] MantisToboggon@lazysoci.al 6 points 1 week ago

70s probably cocaine and body odor.

Tulsi Gabbard vows to 'aggressively pursue' intel leakers in c/politics@lemmy.world
[–] MantisToboggon@lazysoci.al 48 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The call is coming from inside the house!

Texas Roadhouse to open new location this summer in North Fort Worth in c/dfw@lemmy.world
[–] MantisToboggon@lazysoci.al 1 points 1 week ago

There's already a homeless person doing meth in the shitter.

South Florida man drives SUV into Tesla protesters, cops say in c/news@lemmy.world
[–] MantisToboggon@lazysoci.al 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Jokes on them the door handle broke weeks ago. No getting inside this with the windows up.

[Hypothetical] Every day, you forsee the death a random person located far away from you, and their death will happen in exactly 24 hours, how would you try and save them? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] MantisToboggon@lazysoci.al 2 points 1 week ago

Probably get high and rub one out.

Man drives car into protesters outside a Tesla dealership, nobody hurt, sheriff says in c/news@lemmy.world
[–] MantisToboggon@lazysoci.al 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It wasn't his fault the car was in full self driving mode. Totally normal operation!

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