Step 1. Buy all the tickets Step 2. Profit (maybe loss actually)
This is one of those stories I always forget I've read, funnily enough somehow just doesn't stick (although I do like it every time)
Love Zach Williams.
Using ublock origin, not donating. Donations go elsewhere
When an instance is down I go to on alt to check the meta community for any information.
He will be masturbating to the sound of you struggling to poop
Thats great. Where can I get some for my kitchen walls?
We'll allow it. A novella community is entirely unnecessary
Just houseplants whenever they speak. If that bothers you, you can torture them until they obey all you say
I would suggest fleshing out what your planet is before focusing on your creatures. That would give you a base to build upon. It would be a much much more natural way to go about this.
You will find the previously mentioned documentary very helpful to do this.
I cannot recommend this enough. Magical realism is one of my favourite genres and ggm is perhaps the best writer of the genre ever