KingJalopy

joined 1 year ago
[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 39 points 1 week ago (6 children)

As a pest control professional, I assure you that wasps aren't trying to fuck you up. They get aggressive in the late season but for the most part they won't fuck with you unless you are a threat. I've knocked down countless wasp nests with my brush and only been stung a few times. Those times I got stung I was really asking for it by how I went about it. They're also accidental pollinators so they do help more than people think.

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh man, one of my first dates was this movie. I had to take my little brother and his friend which was the only way my parents were gonna let me go to the movies alone with this girl. Made them sit one row in front of us and got zero action because the chick was into this movie too much lol.

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 11 points 1 week ago (9 children)
[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago

I really enjoyed the style of this show. Was good too.

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 1 points 1 week ago
[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 23 points 1 week ago

This is the adult, "takes one to know one"

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Who the hell is telling you that? I've been using moisturizers forever. People often ask my age then don't believe it and I'm like lotion dude. Everyday. Care for your skin. Never been told I couldn't.

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 8 points 1 week ago

All they have to do is write some childish gibberish about sOvUrNty in red crayon and place it prominently in their something something deed rights to land front door and they can't actually arrest them.

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

Or that people aren't ever in the McDonald's drive thru

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 13 points 1 week ago

Enough to make a grown man cry

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 43 points 1 week ago

Those are quite obviously stick people

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 20 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)
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