KingJalopy

Half and half is only fair. Trick or treat

Wow, you had flour at your house? Who's the capitalist pig now? Must've been nice eating bread.

I tried to tell this to some kid at my child's school's trunk or treat the other day he said, "sorry all I have is a pillowcase" and I said dude that's the way to rock it. You can fit way more candy in it. Plus you can sneak some in your room by stuffing your pillow in there. I never used a bucket as a kid. I always used the pillowcase.

Now that I think about it we were also really poor...

Black licorice

Straight from bored panda after they stole it from reddit. This meme has legs!

This explains my long haired dachshunds behavior

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Sometimes I forget to post the eviction notice in advance.

Hurst - Euless - Bedford has always been in DFW! What, are they fucking taking over??

Doubt it! More like Worst - Useless - Better lololol

I'll see my way out...of Texas, fuck that place!

Jk, sort of, I grew up in H.E.B but got the fuck out like 20 years ago.

Mostly air then... Figures

We don't talk about those

Gotta be careful where you drop pollen these days.