Intralexical

joined 1 year ago
[–] Intralexical@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

"Robinson"!?!

I'm sorry but you're going to have to hand in your passport.

[–] Intralexical@lemmy.world 25 points 11 months ago

The fuel tank seats are genuimely the most relaxing.

…That may just be the benzene.

[–] Intralexical@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

You would probably begin by having the police break into canneries and tyre factories to beat dents into any round objects they produce, then end up having to concentrate enough mass in neighbouring states to distort spacetime to the point where π, as measured on a non-Euclidean circle with locally Euclidean constant curvature or radius or something, does in fact equal the number you said it is.

[–] Intralexical@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (8 children)

Indiana at it again. ¹

[–] Intralexical@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

It is a pretty cool name, honestly

[–] Intralexical@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Yeah my name is Link man,
I'm more well known than Lil' Wayne

What's that? You thought my name was Zelda?
That's a fucking girl's name!

I've saved the world like fifteen times,
And saved the princess from demise
And I do it all alone with no help and no advice!

(Hey, look, listen!
Hey, look, listen, you _ annoying fairy!
I'd rather be forced to listen to constant Katy Perry.)

I'm called the Bushwhacker
And my bank account's maxed.

Got 999 rupees,
But I'm forced to pay out the ass for these bombs in Castle Town.

So I can kick that dumbass Ganon
All the way to Argentina!

L to the I to the N to the K, and he ain't gonna stop 'till the world is free of evil.

Legend of Zelda? Fuck that! Legend of Link!


Credit (and blame) to Smosh. By the way, while we're at it, can someone lend me their tomahawk, or maybe some meat in my mouth? Also, who's Evil Kneivel?

[–] Intralexical@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I meant that it should be possible to appreciate harmlessly stupid or silly/vapid humour without it degrading your ability to also reason critically about serious stuff.

[–] Intralexical@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Idk man. I don't use TikTok and probably never will, but I don't think it's unreasonable to expect people to be able to segregate their entertainment from their intellect.

[–] Intralexical@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I suppose it would melt/refreeze the surface, and basically turn them into badass armoured snowpeople.

[–] Intralexical@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Why would they want you to have a working program? How does that help sell you more stuff?

[–] Intralexical@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ideally you duct-tape a grenade to each of your "decoys" so it doesn't really matter either way which target they choose to prioritize

[–] Intralexical@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

~~I assume they'd just launder it at some point.~~

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