ITypeWithMyDick

joined 1 year ago

Texas power prices briefly soar 1,600% as a spring heat wave is expected to drive record demand for energy in c/climate@slrpnk.net

[–] ITypeWithMyDick@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Better gerrymender it into a safe Red state quickly! Even more than it is!

Escape From Tarkov dev finally caves, says people who paid $150 for the game will get access to its new mode 'in waves' in c/gaming@lemmy.ml

[–] ITypeWithMyDick@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago

At least it would be honest

How did you meet the love of your life? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

[–] ITypeWithMyDick@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago

Such truth in so few words!

Sames

Russia says US support for Ukraine will end as ‘humiliating fiasco’ like ‘Vietnam and Afghanistan’ in c/world@lemmy.world

[–] ITypeWithMyDick@lemmy.world 16 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Russia has more meat than Ukraine, so lets hope Ukraine runs through Russia like a grinder

Trump criminal case: Full 12-person jury seated in Manhattan in c/news@lemmy.world

[–] ITypeWithMyDick@lemmy.world 15 points 6 months ago

In an ideal world, yup

Nigeria's army rescues a woman abducted from Chibok as a schoolgirl, and her 3 children in c/upliftingnews@lemmy.world

[–] ITypeWithMyDick@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago

Was a schoolgirl with no children when kidnapped 10 years ago. Now has 3 children.

Oof.

Trump criminal case: Full 12-person jury seated in Manhattan in c/news@lemmy.world

[–] ITypeWithMyDick@lemmy.world 28 points 6 months ago (7 children)

And will only take one Maga thumper to make a hung jury

Cops can force suspect to unlock phone with thumbprint, US court rules in c/news@lemmy.world

[–] ITypeWithMyDick@lemmy.world 43 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Stay out of my luggage!

Strong dude in c/memetemplates@feddit.de

[–] ITypeWithMyDick@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

I just want to climb the numbered stairs and drink my coffee

Line go up in c/politicalhumor@lemmy.world

[–] ITypeWithMyDick@lemmy.world 31 points 7 months ago (1 children)

5 pizzas? Tell them youre having a pot luck and make them bring their own food. Great way to celebrate while saving money. Think of the company profits!

Finance guru Dave Ramsey slams 'awful' Gen Zers and millennials who live with their parents: 'They suck. They can't buy a house because they don't work' in c/aboringdystopia@lemmy.world

[–] ITypeWithMyDick@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

This man gets it!

Finance guru Dave Ramsey slams 'awful' Gen Zers and millennials who live with their parents: 'They suck. They can't buy a house because they don't work' in c/aboringdystopia@lemmy.world

[–] ITypeWithMyDick@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

You should be getting 5 full time jobs, thats what our parents did, thats how they got it so nice! Bootstraps boy!!!!!!