Gork

joined 1 year ago
[–] Gork@lemmy.ml 0 points 1 year ago (2 children)

He's got that Half-Life G-Man look on his face.

[–] Gork@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

"Boss, most of the bricks we have are broken in pieces. We can't build the wall per specifications."

"We have a deadline, get it done however possible by the end of the day today."

[–] Gork@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

You would think that Microsoft would have implemented better functionally by now. Yeah they had WordPad but that sucked too.

Like, c'mon, allow me to alt-highlight blocks of text already.

[–] Gork@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

The best languages allow you to program not just emojis as outputs, but with emojis themselves. 🫳⌨️🖥️

[–] Gork@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago
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[–] Gork@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The early Chrome was crazy fast when it had none of the bloat.