This is what I mean when I ask for extra sauce.
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My back hurts just looking at this. Herniated a disk a while back and I don't wish that pain on my worst enemy.
Orange. I like the warmth of it.
My MIL is almost the same way with my wife and myself.
Stay strong. Hopefully you find a resolution sooner than later.
I prefer the low tech way of shaming them myself.
I had a late shift job that was 6pm - 2am. I'd usually run to walmart or other 24hr grocery stores to do my food shopping for the week after my shift. It was always a breeze not having to deal with lines or traffic. The caveat being some crackheads just doing normal 2am crackhead things in front of the store.
I've got a beginner 2 bay NAS set up with about 18TB for all my family's media.
Pictures from our phones are also backed up in Google Photos. Not private at all but it works as an off site option.
Reach Around Spider was rejected as a possible name.